As
I was busy preparing for my relocation to a new post, I skipped last
week's limerick contest, sponsored, as always, by Madeleine Begun Kane's Humor Blog. Here are the entries for this week's contest:
This
week's contest opening line: “A man/gal who was very refined...”
A
man who was very refined
But
also had sex on his mind
Emphatically
proclaimed,
“I
truly do feel your pain”
Which
was also a great pick-up line
A
gal who was very refined
Preferred
suitors of a similar mind
If
she felt rather chipper
She'd
grab hold of his zipper
It
was performance art, of a kind
