Sunday, October 14, 2012

Limericks for 20 Oct 2012

As I was busy preparing for my relocation to a new post, I skipped last week's limerick contest, sponsored, as always, by Madeleine Begun Kane's Humor Blog. Here are the entries for this week's contest:

This week's contest opening line: “A man/gal who was very refined...”

A man who was very refined
But also had sex on his mind
Emphatically proclaimed,
I truly do feel your pain”
Which was also a great pick-up line

A gal who was very refined
Preferred suitors of a similar mind
If she felt rather chipper
She'd grab hold of his zipper
It was performance art, of a kind