Saturday, September 29, 2012

Odes to Stimulants and Depressants - Fair and Balanced Limericks

A couple of beverage day limericks:

NATIONAL COFFEE DAY
I’ve been spoiled for good coffee, it seems
Since discovering espresso machines
I keep store-bought brew distant
And don’t mention instant
Canned coffee just isn’t worth beans

NATIONAL DRINK BEER DAY
An homage to beer on its day
It’s perfection in every way
But in Afghanistan
All our beer here is canned
And to make matters worse, it’s NA

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