Limericks for Sep 10, 2012

Here are my limerick entries for the week of 9 Sep 2012. They can be found, along with other people's entries (which, in a perfect world for me, would be of no interest to you) at Madeleine Begun Kane's Humor Blog.

This week's first line: "A fellow/woman was planning a spread..."

A woman was planning a spread
Of her legs with her lover in bed
But before they could sin
Her bi husband walked in
So they had a threesome instead

Plus this two-verse ditty:

A fellow was planning a spread

For a concert by the Grateful Dead

He lost the hash brownies

(His mother had downed these)

So his guests had to settle for reds

The fellow abandoned his spread

To search for his mother instead

He found her backstage

With a man half her age

Rhymes with “Truckin’”, no more need be said