This week's first line: A woman/fellow who tended to whine...
A fellow who tended to whine
Was told he'd be feeding the swine
But he discovered the gig
Involved no actual pig
And Congress never tipped him a dime
A woman who tended to whine
Didn't find her new job so divine
She said “Thanks, but no thanks,
I am going for bank!
Alaska will get along just fine.”