Limericks for Sep 24, 2012

Here are my entries for this week's MAD KANE HUMOR BLOG limerick contest:

This week's first line: A woman/fellow who tended to whine...

A fellow who tended to whine

Was told he'd be feeding the swine

But he discovered the gig

Involved no actual pig

And Congress never tipped him a dime

A woman who tended to whine

Didn't find her new job so divine

She said “Thanks, but no thanks,

I am going for bank!

Alaska will get along just fine.”