Sunday, September 23, 2012

Limericks for Sep 24, 2012

Here are my entries for this week's MAD KANE HUMOR BLOG limerick contest:

This week's first line: A woman/fellow who tended to whine...

A fellow who tended to whine
Was told he'd be feeding the swine
But he discovered the gig
Involved no actual pig
And Congress never tipped him a dime

A woman who tended to whine
Didn't find her new job so divine
She said “Thanks, but no thanks,
I am going for bank!
Alaska will get along just fine.”

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