This week's first line: A woman/fellow was trying his/her hand..
A fellow was trying his hand
At smuggling in contraband
But a problem soon arose
With the container he chose
For the airline wouldn't allow him to stand
A woman was trying her hand
At self-satisfaction (sans man)
But when her fingers slipped
T'was a sharp little nip
From the edge of her wedding band
LATE ADDITION: OK, not an exact rhyme, but if you pronounce it a certain way, it works:
ODE TO INORGANIC ANGER
A fellow once tried his hand
Making bad movies mocking Islam
Muslims then stormed the stage
With manufactured rage
Just like Democrats and Republicans
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