Sunday, September 16, 2012

Limericks for Sep 17, 2012

Here are my entries for this week's MAD KANE HUMOR BLOG limerick contest:

This week's first line: A woman/fellow was trying his/her hand..

A fellow was trying his hand
At smuggling in contraband
But a problem soon arose
With the container he chose
For the airline wouldn't allow him to stand

A woman was trying her hand
At self-satisfaction (sans man)
But when her fingers slipped
T'was a sharp little nip
From the edge of her wedding band

LATE ADDITION: OK, not an exact rhyme, but if you pronounce it a certain way, it works:


A fellow once tried his hand
Making bad movies mocking Islam
Muslims then stormed the stage
With manufactured rage
Just like Democrats and Republicans

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